Breaking a beer glass, pain. (Handwritten)

Maybe a bit of Oliver is rubbing off on me but I had a really random idea. Well, it came from laziness. For some reason today I felt like handwriting a post (I usually type them like most people). Now that I wrote it on paper the thought of typing it out pains me. So this is what I’m going to do: show you the completely unedited, handwritten post.

I want everyone to know that I’m a lefty, which already puts me at a disadvantage in the handwriting category. But, for the most part, my handwriting is pretty good. Today however (not realizing I’d be showing it to the world) sitting on my couch just free writing I didn’t care how it looked. Before I chicken out, here it is…

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Broken SAVOR Glass

My broken SAVOR glass

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Glass Cabinet

My glass cabinet

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So yeah, if you couldn’t read that let me know if you’d like to see a video of my glass cabinet. Also, when’s the last time you broke a glass? What happened?

Hope you enjoyed this post. I don’t think I’ll be too embarrassed from it. Go out and do something different. Make sure to check out Beer Missions too!


The Future of Beer

Beer on table

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

Last weekend was the annual Northern Virginia Summer BeerFest. For the record, I’ve only been to one of these and wasn’t able to make it to this one due to my cousin’s wedding. But I asked my friend Brad about it and his first comment was, “There were so many ciders.” Then I went off on a tangent of what I see coming up in the next couple years in the craft beverage industry. I thought it would be fun to share with you what I think and get your insights on the matter too.

Note: I have absolutely zero hard facts or statistics to back any of this up. These thoughts are purely from my observation of what I see on the shelves, check-ins on Untappd and read about on Twitter and other blogs.

Pre-2014: All Hail King IPA

I’m calling the period from let’s say January 1st 2012-December 31st 2013 the “rise of the IPA.” Give us more hops! Now all these IPAs have (over)saturated the market and there needed to be a shift.

2014: Diversify Market and Satisfy Market

There are a lot of craft beer rookies out there, and it’s cool if you are one and thank you for your readership. I love that you want to enjoy IPAs. Breweries are pumping out less hoppy and less bodied IPAs in the form of Session IPAs for this growing demographic. It’s like an “IPA Lite” and yes, it will grow the craft beer market despite frustrations from many craft beer veterans hating the style.

If you are a craft beer rookie there are so many great Pale Ales out there for you to cut your teeth on. Start there and build your palate up to IPAs.

Face it, craft beer is still a male-dominated demographic. Most of those males are probably married and in their 30s or 40s. How do you get married men to be able to go events and drop money on “frivolous” things like beer? Make sure their wives are pleased. That’s where ciders come in. Ciders are not a “girls’ drinks” but the market and marketers say so. And as much as my wife enjoys beers she’ll pick a cider over a beer most times. I went to the beer festival mentioned above two years ago and there were two cideries. According to my friend there were at least eight (sorry I don’t feel like researching the exact number. If you were there or know please share in the comments section!). That’s 4x as many cideries in just two years. I’m not shocked by this number. My wife having 16 cider options (two from each cidery) instead of four at a beer fest where I have 100+ beer options will make her more apt to go back next year. More craft beer drinkers, who are majority male, means more ciders.

Back in 2013 I wrote a post about why I do and don’t want more people to like craft beer. I believe there are a few longtime craft beer drinkers that secretly hate the influx of new blood that crowd the brewpubs and make the availability of special beers scarce. This post isn’t about whether the growth is good or not (IMO new drinkers = more breweries = more beer) but about the trends I’m predicting. What is the veteran craft beer drinker to do? Drink something all these new drinkers won’t – Sours.

A few months ago at SAVOR, possibly the greatest beer gathering on earth, there were more Sours than I’ve ever seen in one place. I’d like to think that SAVOR is ahead of the curve when it comes to the craft beer market. Sours have the potential to keep the base happy because it’s such an untapped market. I bet you a local brewpub near you right now is messing with crafting a Sour when they never have had one available before.

2015: More Ciders, Lower ABV and Craft Whiskey

Next year I’m predicting three things will happen. First, we’re going to see more ciders. The ciders from the beer fest will start making their way to the shelves, especially once spring and summer hit next year.

Looking into the crystal ball I see more lower-ABV beers. I’m more hoping for this one than actually think it’ll happen. Why drink three 8.5% ABV IPAs and a glass of water over three hours in order to drive home when you could have six 3.8% beers in the same timeframe? You get to enjoy twice as much beer and the only difference is you may have to find the restroom more often.

Note: This website in no way promotes drinking and driving. Always always always be responsible and get someone else to drive if you have been drinking.

Lastly in the year 2015 I think craft whiskey is going to start infiltrating the craft beer demographic. Why? I’m seeing more blogs feature them, more buzz online, more bottles on bar shelves and more local distilleries. I can also see myself enjoying this so I wouldn’t mind. Whiskey is the one spirit I’ll drink instead of a beer on occasion.

2016: The Rise of Mead

Those pesky craft beer rookies will eventually overrun sours too so where will we turn? Mead. Confession: I’ve never had mead (and I really want to!). This honey-wine will be the last great frontier for craft beer veterans.

The price point will keep all but those who really want it away. From my limited mead knowledge it is so pricy because honey is expensive and it can take years to make. A scarce, tasty, high-priced commodity? Sounds like something a craft beer drinker would enjoy.

Oh and guess what? There was one meadery at the beer fest this year too. Just a hunch that there will be two or three next summer…

Your vision of the future

I gave you my vision of the future and now it’s time to share yours. What do you think the next beer trend will be? Facts, no facts, it doesn’t matter. Share your thoughts below!

Do you know someone who wants a say as to where the craft beer market is headed? Go ahead and send him or her this post and let’s see what they have to say too. We can only change the market by letting our voices be heard.