A Brief Guide to Enjoying Beer

Anyone can drink a beer and enjoy it. It takes a special person to do it at a high-level. High-level you say? Yes. A black belt level. I might not be able to drink 20 beers or know the difference between every hops variety and yeast strain, but I can enjoy it just as much as any Master Cicerone and so can you. Here’s how.

Glass with Short on Beer etched

A Brief Guide to Enjoying Beer

Step 1: Go to store and pick up beer.

Pick one you know you like or one you haven’t tried. Don’t grab the front 6-pack if possible. Get one from the back – it is better protected from light.

Step 2: Store the beer.

If you’re not drinking it immediately put it somewhere out of direct light and that has a stable temperature like a pantry or cabinet not a garage or out on the kitchen counter.

Step 3: Chill the beer.

Put the beer in the refrigerator for 2-4 hours. If it should be served at a warmer temperature, i.e. Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout, chill for less time or let the bottle warm back up on the counter to its proper serving temperature. I let most of my beer rest outside of the fridge for a few minutes so I’m drinking around 45-50 degrees instead of 35-40 degrees which you’ll get when you pull them right out. Do some research. Here’s a serving temperature guide from RateBeer.

Step 4: Find a friend.

This step is optional but my favorite. Beer is meant to be shared. It’s in our blood. Humans have gathering around the fire to share drinks, talk and have fun for thousands of years. Fire is optional as well.

Step 5: Select a glass.

Find the proper glass for your beer. You can use your standard false pint glass if you want but please, pour it into a glass unless otherwise noted, e.g. Heady Topper. It’s hard to appreciate something you can’t see and last I tried it’s pretty difficult to see my beer behind a giant label and brown glass. It’s easier to smell a beer from a glass rather than a bottle or can too.

Step 6: Rinse glass under cold water.

Make sure your glass is beer clean then give it a quick rinse under cold water. Dry the outside of the glass with a clean towel. There’s no dire need dry the inside. Beer is 90%+ water anyway. Give it a couple aggressive shakes into the sink to rid the excess water. Just don’t smash your glass on the countertop. I haven’t done that yet but one day I’m sure I will. Check out page 4 of the Cicerone Certified Beer Server Exam Syllabus for more information on beer clean glassware.

Hey, have you checked out my study guides for the Cicerone Certified Beer Server Exam?

Step 7: Open bottle with your favorite opener.

You must use your favorite opener. This is important. It’s good for morale. I bet there’s a story behind why it’s your favorite too.

My favorite opener

My favorite opener

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Sidetracked

Hey readers! I haven’t forgotten about you. After an awesome weeklong vacation and then Thanksgiving, I’ve been thrust into a number of projects at and outside of work that are keeping me absurdly busy.

However I’m working on a number of things that might interest you in the coming weeks…

I have two other exciting projects I’m in the middle of that are not beer-related:

  1. A secret project (that’s all I can say at this point)
  2. A new post for ScreenLight’s blog on Holiday Gifts for the video editor.

Bare with me! Lots of great content coming out the rest of the month.

Got any ideas for other projects or posts? I’m always open for creative input.

Officially a Cicerone Certified Beer Server!

Hey everyone — I have exciting news! I’m officially a Cicerone Certified Beer Server!

Cicerone Certification

It’s true!

I have lots to say about the exam which I’ll package up in another more extensive post. But for now I’m going to relish in this accomplishment and cross off another item on My Impossible List. Cheers!

Cicerone Certified Beer Server Exam Study Guide Part V – Off-Flavors

This is Part V of a series on knowledge for the Cicerone Certified Beer Server Exam. All information disseminated is from the syllabus provided by the Cicerone website and mixed with my own thoughts. I’m doing this to 1) help me learn the material and 2) share the knowledge with people who haven’t heard of the exam or are planning to take the exam.

Feel free to skip ahead to other sections. Here’s a list of all the study guide parts:

This is Part V on Off-Flavors.

Recently I’ve been diving into learning off-flavors on my journey to becoming a Cicerone Certified Beer Server. On the exam, off-flavors will probably only be a handful of the 60 questions. But it’s a topic I need to study up on since you need to get a 90% to pass (that’s 54/60 right).

Most of this information is taken out of John Palmer’s How to Brew, which is available for free online, and the BJCP website. Here are a couple of key off-flavors and a basic overview about them.

Acetaldehyde

  • Tastes like fresh green apples. It is an intermediate compound in the formation of alcohol. This essentially means the beer is too young and it needs more time to condition.

Astringent

  • It is mouth puckering and has a husk-like graininess taste. It’s similar to sucking on a tea bag. It is usually the result of steeping grains for too long or the pH of the mash exceeding a range of 5.2-5.6.

Diacetyl

  • Tastes like butter or popcorn. It is the result of the normal fermentation process or a bacterial infection. It is usually because of weak yeast or insufficient aeration.

Dimethyl Sulfides (DMS)

  • Tastes like cooked corn. Outside of pale lagers, it is the result of poor brewing practices or bacterial infections. When it’s from a bacterial infection it tastes like cooked cabbage. In short, cool down the wort as quickly as you can before pitching yeast or DMS will reform.

Light-Struck or Skunked

  • It tastes skunky. This is from being exposed to sunlight or fluorescent lights. Brown bottles protect much better than green or clear bottles but they still shouldn’t be left in the sunlight or under fluorescent lights (like in a grocery store).

Oxidized

  • Tastes stale or like wet cardboard. This happens when beer is exposed to oxygen post-fermentation. This can be from a number of sources including bottle caps and keg seals. If your beer is old, it’s probably oxidized.

Lastly

Once I take the CBS exam I’ll update this and the other parts of the study guide. If you’ve taken the exam feel free to add comments on these off-flavors or other ones that I might need to know to pass it.

Happy studying and good luck on the exam! Remember to check out the other posts. Here they are again:

If you passed the exam and/or used any of these posts as help, I’d love to hear about it. Leave your thoughts on them, the exam or anything else below!

TWIB: Online Meets Offline and F%#^!@$ PLINY

This Week in Beer (TWIB) is a feature where I’ll highlight some craft beers I had during this past week mixed with some related (and unrelated) thoughts. Yes, it’s a play on the name of the show This Week in Baseball which I grew up on and loved.

What’s the first rule of the Internet? Don’t invite someone you meet online over to your house. Okay, I broke the first rule of the Internet. And since he didn’t kill me, and my wife somehow didn’t kill me, my Mom will surely kill me if she reads this post. But I’ll die a happy man because I made new friends and drank PLINY this weekend!! All this is explained in detail below.

Offline Meets Online

In the beginning…

Oliver, me and Bryan

Oliver, me and Bryan

Over the last few months a connection between Bryan, Oliver and I had formed. Having Twitter open all day at work was probably the cause of this. During this time we’ve had numerous blog posts mentioning each other and always talked about having a meet-up. When I got the thumbs up to host this month’s Beer Club at the Buffalo Wing Factory, I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to have one. I asked Oliver to host and invited Bryan to join who made the long 6+ hour trek up to where I am in Virginia to stay with me.

Check out Bryan’s post on meeting us!

Beer Club

Beer Club at the Buffalo Wing Factory

Beer Club at the Buffalo Wing Factory

Let me take this chance to apologize to Oliver. Over the past several weeks he’s received at least three emails a day from me talking about Beer Club and my worries about everything related to it. But after way too many emails, phone calls and lots of daytime GChat conversations, we finalized our outline and ended up getting nearly 4x the amount of people that came to the last Beer Club.

Beer Club consisted of five rounds of two beers, tasted blindly, each paired with a talking topic, small course and trivia question for the 23 attendees.

Round 1

  • Beers: Three Brothers Great Outdoors Pale Ale and Ommegang Scythe and Sickle
  • Food Pairing: Blacked chicken and bacon salad with a peppery Parmesan dressing
  • Topic: American vs. Belgian Brewing
  • Trivia Question: Traditionally, in what kind of building was Belgium beer brewed?

Beer Club

Round 2

  • Beers: Flying Dog Dogtoberfest and Starr Hill Boxcarr Pumpkin Porter
  • Food Pairing: Kerrygold Dubliner cheese
  • Topic: Seasonal beers
  • Trivia Question: What state is the Great American Beer Fest held in?

Round 3

  • Beers: Natty Greene’s Buckshot Amber Ale and Anchor BigLeaf Maple Autumn Amber
  • Food Pairing: Spicy Honey BBQ Buffalo Bites
  • Topic: How beer gets its color and SRM
  • Trivia Question: What ingredient gives beer its color?

Round 4

  • Beers: Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale and Great Lakes Nosferatu
  • Food Pairing: Mushroom and Swiss burger slider
  • Topic: How beer gets its alcohol
  • Trivia Question: True/False – Alcohol is an ingredient in beer?

Beer Club

Round 5

  • Beers: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout and Guinness
  • Food Pairing: Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup
  • Topic: How and why Nitrogen is used in pouring beer
  • Trivia Question: What other beer is typically poured using Nitrogen? A) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale B) Sam Adams Boston Lager C) Fosters: Australian for Beer D) Boddingtons
Me letting Oliver do the talking

Me letting Oliver do the talking

Our winner, who got all the blind tastings and trivia correct and had to win in an extra trivia tiebreaker round was Jason, a longtime Twitter follower. Nice job, man! Jason, Scott, David, Larry, Mike, Tim, Mark, Colleen, and the other first-time Beer Club goers I really hope to have you back! Fingers crossed, I’ll be hosting another one in December or January where we’ll be drinking all the winter seasonals.

Thanks, Oliver for all the Beer Club pictures!

F%#^!@$ PLINY

What’s Pliny?

Here’s a quick Pliny overview if you don’t know what (or who) it is. Pliny the Elder was a Roman naturalist who was the first guy to write about hops. He died on his ship trying to save a friend of the family in Pompeii after the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Some 2,000 years later, Pliny the Elder is one of the most sought after beers in the world. BeerAdvocate has it as #3 (with Pliny the Younger at #2) overall. It’s brewed by California’s Russian River Brewing Company and is nearly impossible to find on the East Coast.

Mission Impossible

Pliny the Elder

Pliny the Elder. In the glass.

Drinking Pliny the Elder is on my Impossible List, a list of challenges I work to accomplish everyday. My friend Dan invited me to a local wine and craft beer bar where he presented me with the allusive beverage. I can’t think of a way to repay him for this.

Anything with hype like Pliny usually doesn’t live up to their expectations. I knew going in that this beer wasn’t curing any diseases or giving me superpowers. Nonetheless, it’s a pretty damn good beer. I’m not even the biggest IPA fan and Pliny, a DIPA, went down so easily for me. It’s very florally with some citrus notes and not overpowering at all at 8% ABV. It’s a beer that I say you need to try at least once even if you can’t get it less than three weeks after bottling like Dan did.

Pliny and Diet Pliny

Pliny and Diet Pliny

We also tasted Russian River’s Blind Pig, an IPA, which also gets splendid remarks from drinkers. It wasn’t nearly as good as Pliny the Elder though. Dan nailed it when he called it a “Diet Pliny.”

Regardless, I had a wonderful time. The empty bottle of Pliny the Elder is ready to be proudly showed off in my man room. The next day while I spent 5+ hours staining my deck, all I was thinking about was Pliny.

What’s next?

Next to check off my Impossible List is the Cicerone Certified Beer Server Exam. I’ will have this done by the end of November. If I don’t I want to make a vow that I’m not allowed to drink any beer until I do. I took a practice test and it looks like I still have some work to do with some off-flavors and my styles. Any help, resources or insight would be much appreciated.

What’s on your mind? Have you met online beer-friends before? What was your experience with Pliny the Elder? Any help you can give me with the test?